I had a chance to test 38 switches, so let’s go through each one:

Sound comparison can be seen in the video

Tierlist

🔴 - Linear

🟡 - Tactile

🔵 - Clicky

RankSwitches
S🟡 Silent Jade Yellow • 🔴 Cold Plum • 🔴 Jade Pink
A🟡 Cream Yellow • 🔴 Cream Pink • 🔴 Silent Peach V2 • 🔴 Pink Lotus • 🔴 Hanny • 🔴 Lanny
B🟡 Silent Lemon V2 • 🟡 Maple Leaf • 🔴 Milk Peach • 🔴 Bai Lan
C🟡 Red Panda • 🟡 Milk Tea • 🔴 Silent Peach V1 • 🔴 Silent White • 🔴 Silent Ocean
D🟡 Silent Lemon V1 • 🔴 Dustproof Silver • 🔴 Crystal Linear • 🟡 Outemu Silent Tom
F🔴 Silver • 🔴 Black • 🔴 Red • 🟡 Brown • 🟡 Orange • 🟡 Purple
F-🔵 Blue, Green, Gold, Ocean Clicky, Spring Breeze, Milk Blue, Jerry Clicky, Cream Blue, Jade Blue

Description of each

[LINEARS]

  • Outemu Silent White - The simplest quiet switch, a little sandy, but for the first generation it will do if you have an ultra low-budget build.
  • Outemu Silver - Standard slag, fast, with short stroke.
  • Outemu Black - Standard slag, weighted spring.
  • Outemu Red - Standard slag, basic.
  • Outemu Silent Peach V1 - It was ok, but now there is something better. Quiet, soft.
  • Outemu Silent Peach V2 - Good ultra-budget quiet switch.
  • Outemu Cold Plum - Winter collection. Full nylon body, short stroke, heavy spring. Thick thocky sound.
  • Outemu Pink Lotus - Summer collection. Lightweight, short stroke, smooth.
  • Outemu Milk Peach - Budget regular switch, nice sound, but Cream and Jade are better.
  • Outemu Bai Lan - Average.
  • Outemu Hanny - Long-pole stem. Loud clacky switch (lego movie sound).
  • Outemu Lanny - Similar to Hanny, but a little more balanced and ordinary.
  • Outemu Silent Ocean - Not a bad quiet switch.
  • Outemu Crystal Linear - Completely made of polycarbonate. Dry and rattling.
  • Outemu Dustproof Silver - Slightly better than regular silver, but still so-so.
  • Outemu Cream Pink - Well lubricated, buttery action, deep sound (but Jade is better).
  • Outemu Jade Pink - A cooler version of Cream Pink, with a faster spring.

[TACTILES]

  • Outemu Brown - Absolute crap. There is no tactility, it feels like a dirty sand ruler with a ringing spring.
  • Outemu Orange - A little heavier than Brown, but the same dry trash with a ringing sound.
  • Outemu Purple - Old heavy tactile. The bump is sharp and unpleasant, the spring rings harshly on return.
  • Outemu Red Panda - Passable clone of Holy Panda. A rounded bump at the start, but without manual lubrication it’s a so-so idea.
  • Outemu Maple Leaf - Not a bad ringing tactile. The bump is clear, feels fast, and has a clacky sound.
  • Outemu Milk Tea - Budget average. Due to the milky casing, the sound is a little softer, but the tactility is weak.
  • Outemu Silent Jade Yellow - Top silent tactile device. A clear bump at the start, not wadded at all, lubricated normally. Close to Gazzew Boba u4, but softer.
  • Outemu Cream Yellow - Tactile analogue of Cream Pink. Good lubrication, soft dull sound, pleasant running. Also close to u4.
  • Outemu Silent Tom - Old silent tactile. The hillock is indistinct and blurred, no longer relevant.
  • Outemu Silent Grey - Ancient cotton shit. There is almost no bump, when pressed there is a complete feeling of rubber.
  • Outemu Silent Lemon V1 - Was a popular quiet switch, but is very sandy.
  • Outemu Silent Lemon V2 - Work on bugs V1. It has become much smoother, normal quiet tactile.

[CLICKIES]

  • Outemu Blue, Outemu Green, Outemu Gold, Outemu Ocean Clicky, Outemu Spring Breeze, Outemu Milk Blue, Outemu Jerry Clicky, Outemu Cream Blue, Outemu Jade Blue - Total shit without exception. Due to the cheap design of the Click Jacket, everything inside is loose and rattling. A nasty plastic crunch instead of a normal click.